Pikesville Middle School 13-year-old charged with second-degree assault for kissing a 14-year-old girl on a dare


A Pikesville, Maryland, 13-year-old will be charged with second-degree assault for kissing a 14-year-old girl on a dare. The “assault” happened at Pikesville Middle School on Friday. Police were called to the scene.

School officials took a report regarding a 13-year-old boy who kissed a 14-year-old girl during school hours. The unwanted kiss was allegedly the result of a dare made by students.

Police confirm that the boy is now facing a second-degree assault charge as a juvenile. No one was injured during the incident, police say, and disciplinary actions related to suspension or expulsion will be handled by the school system.

On a somewhat humorous note, in the comments sections of this story at Reason.com, the epic sarcasm and outright trolling are indistinguishable from the “authentic feminists” expressing “authentic feminist” viewpoints.

In related news there is an all points bulletin out for serial sex offender “Georgie Porgie” who is wanted on numerous allegations of serial felonious sexual assault and could face a sentence of life without parole under Maryland’s tough new sexual aggressor laws if convicted on all counts.

  • moraywatson

    But the good news is, in islam it still takes 4 male muslim witnesses to uphold a charge of rape, failing which the accuser becomes the criminal and is stoned to death.

    • I think we should pass a law requiring all Marxist feminists to wear burkas (most of them are butt-ugly anyway and should do it voluntarily out of deference to the rest of society). The rest of the female population can remain liberated and equal.

  • Alleena

    This is beyond ridiculous. The school official who called the police should be fired. He or she is an idiot.

    • Justin St.Denis

      These days, the very fact that s/he is “working in the Public Education Sector” at all in any capacity means there is a better-than-90% chance that s/he is an idiot.

  • ed

    in the past year in the uk , 453 serious rapes and sexual assaults committed on school grounds by male pupils on female pupils .police refuse to give ethnic make up of attackers .[ this crime was unheard of in the uk 30 years ago [ ed uk

  • Martin B

    If he had kissed another boy, the school would have given him a trophy and a rainbow flag.

  • Oh no, here we go again. I thought we put this stupidity behind us a couple years ago after they tried putting little kids on the sex offenders registry, because somebody accidentally touched somebody else on the bum while they were playing tag or something.

    Meanwhile, feminists are the biggest sex pigs and perverts the world has ever seen (think Kathleen Wynne). Who, exactly, made them the moral arbiters of sex anyway? And where is it written in law?. It’s sexual fascism and the politicization of sex. Feminism takes every good and natural thing that God has given us and turns it into filth.

    There’s an ancient scripture somewhere:
    “To the pure, all things are pure. To the corrupt, all things are defiled; their very minds and hearts are corrupted”.

    • awview

      Steven Harper takes part in politicization of sex. Bill C-36 where only alpha males with trophy wives are allowed to have sex.

      • I don’t remember what C-36 was about, but I will never forget that it was under Harper that the asinine idea was approved to allow pre-op transexuals to change their actual sex designation on their passports. Apart from the fact that it’s blatant impersonation, it devalues the legitimacy of a Canadian passport around the world. Calling someone with a penis a “female” is biologically false.

  • Xavier

    Premeditated Oral Rape.
    Charge him with Heterosexuality in the First Degree.
    Charge his accomplices too.
    Dirty little breeders.

  • Sweet_binky

    Good Lord! I give up on humanity. I’m moving to a rock in the middle of the Pacific and live out my few remaining years away from this stupidity.

  • Xavier

    Stealing her kiss on a dare
    Caused a young lad quite a scare
    To Islam he converted
    Punishment was averted
    And the girl honor killed right there

  • Blacksmith

    Stop the world I want to get off……