Not satire: Hillary Clinton now plans to be “more spontaneous”

Hillary Clinton is now trailing self-described socialist Bernie Sanders in the New Hampshire primary polls.

  • Dana Garcia

    Political consultants make fat salaries by piping such advice into the minds of cloistered, sub-average politicians.

  • Brett_McS

    So not an Onion article?

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  • Xavier

    Spontaneous combustion works for me.

  • Surele Surele

    I don’t know if we can stomach any more spontaneity.

  • Hard Little Machine

    She’s not the first uterine president, she’s the first android president.

    • Chris

      What we need here is a healthy debate on the uterine qualifications of Hillary Herbert Jefferson Walker Clinton. She’s what’s known around my parts as a keeper.

  • DMB

    What is she talking about. Hillary is a very spontaneous woman!

  • Minicapt

    Of equal importance is her intent to include humour in her speeches.


  • simus1

    In Hildabeests topsy – turvy parallel world, “being more spontaneous” there probably would be more exactly translated for our ears here as “doing more raving in sociopath mode.”

  • ntt1

    She should be getting fitted for a nice orange jumpsuit

  • Chris

    She’s a gentleman and a scholar. I for one would be rather interested in the off the cuff musings of this intellectual titan. I believe it’s also time for another scotch and valium.

  • moraywatson

    Spontaneity?! What’s next, skirts?

  • eMan14

    I bet that was a hard choice.

  • Clausewitz

    How many do overs does this broad get????