“Credibility catastrophe”: Green Party scold Elizabeth May admits she can’t ride a bike

Even Elizabeth May herself calls it a credibility “catastrophe”: The leader of the Green Party — who lectures everyone else about their carbon footprint — admits that she can’t ride a bike!

  • DMB

    She’s a limousine socialist.

    • Ain’t they all?

    • BillyHW

      That’s because you can drink in the back.

  • Chris

    Up next, Elizabeth May presents a lecture on the dangers of binge drinking. Do as i say, not as i do…don’t…cant. she is an actual clown.

  • moraywatson

    May’s a clown. The real question should be, can she ride a unicycle?

    • Chris

      Why do so many earth saving, carbon hating, wealth destroying, supposedly granola crunching lefties have such high BMI’s? (May,Glen Murrays neck, Al Bore ).

      • moraywatson

        In the coming power impoverished winters of post-neo-colonial climate change, only the girthiest will survive.

  • May has a cult-like following among her adherents, and many of them have been “guilted” by the Greens into eschewing automobiles — because cars are evil, are dependent on oil, have carbon footprints, et cetera. Resulting in many of her adherents losing good employment and business opportunities that would only be available if they used an automobile, not a bicycle. Hence, condemned to a life of poverty for some of those who use only bicycles.

  • Minicapt
    • AlanUK

      A take off of Benny Hill?
      There is an alternative: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncQsBzI-JHc
      (The official video is age-restricted but might be of interest to some in a non-work environment. Search Youtube))

  • Justin St.Denis

    Isn’t may hetero? perhaps she misheard and simply responded that, no, she does not know how to ride a dyke. Just a slim chance, but nevertheless….

  • Can’t ride a bike? Sober up first.