Aussie Bookmaker: Taking bets on which beaches will disappear due to “global warming”

Convinced catastrophic global warming is an imminent reality? Want to make some fast money based on your belief? Australian bookmaker is willing to take your money, to place a bet on which Australian beach will be the first to “disappear” due to rising sea levels.

h/t DR

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Can I bet on ‘none of them’?

    • Why not!

      • Justin St.Denis

        If they would accept it, I would bet “none in the next decade for one million dollars.” And I would win.

    • Brett_McS

      That’s what the bookie is betting on.

    • infinite_whizdom

      hahahahahahhaahahaa oooh global warming doesn’t exist? ho man, get a load of this guy’s bullshit! what are you? some kind of fucking morman, you’re either a mormon or a moron… although i doubt the two are mutually exclusive.

  • Brett_McS

    [rubbing hands, looking to pick up some cheap beach-side property]

    • Minicapt

      … Ayres Rock, before the crowd notices …



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  • Doo Da Daze

    I like this one.A lot more credible than the ‘pundits’. After all it’s pure money.Interesting to see how the numbers will change over time..

  • When the “global warming cultists” go vegan we will know they mean business.

    But don’t expect that to happen. They want you to do something.