It’s a sloth:
I thought you might like it.
Soon to be a member of the PSAC.
here we go with another sloth cycle. Are you aware these creatures spend most of their time upside down, urinating and defecating down , into their fur to the point it actually starts to grow moss? A sloth will never fetch your pipe and slippers , Playing stick games with a sloth could easily consume weeks of free time, Are sloths demonstrative? I doubt it , and besides who has the time to find out? What about exercise? in order to air the beast out, one would require a concierge’s wheeled dolly with a suit hanger frame or perhaps a wagon and how would that look to the neighbours? Admittedly, while young the sloth is indeed cute but that is just neoteny, a ruse to draw the mind away from the horrors and cleaning bills to come.
At least you don’t have to walk them.