Hope Allah is scrambled.
On a talk show many years ago, Hermione Gingold related that she was at a quilting party when she startled everyone there by gasping, “OMG, I just embroidered a dirty word in Arabic.”
I just found the word ‘Allah’ in three places in my leg hair and twice in the numerous veins on the back of my hands.
It’s a post-Ramadan miracle!!
I suspect ‘Allah’ will also show up later this evening, written in Mustard, on my ham and cheese sandwich.
If ‘Allah’ shows up on an irregular mole, do you still need to get it checked out?! I’m asking for a friend!
I just bought some eggs and found the phrase GO Blue Jays! Love from God And yes I do get it but I choose to ignore it.
I have a toaster accessory that lets me make toast with Jesus’ face on them. My wife bought it in a open market in Seattle a few years ago. I saw an ad once which promised if you sent then a picture and the $$$, the company would send you a similar accessory which would toast your bread with that photo image on them. I understand that Incredible Hulk toast were very popular with little boys at the time.
This sort of reminds me of that old anti drug commercial were the guy gets an egg and states “this is your brain”, fry’s the egg then says “this is your brain on drugs”. Well just super impose the word Islam over drugs and it will still have the same affect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs
Muslims are really morons – that’s why they’re Muslims.