Wonder Woman banned by school because she’s “violent”

This story seems to be real. At least, it’s getting reported all over the place. However, if you can figure out in which

mGpP09i[1]state, nation, continent or galaxy this travesty occurred we will mail you a patented BCF Pip-shaped cookie, because I can’t. Figure it out, I mean.

Seriously, why should I have to do everything?

Dear Daniel and Sarah,
We noticed that Laura has a Wonder Woman lunchbox that features a super hero image. In keeping with the dress code of the school, we must ask that she not bring this to school.
The dress code we have established requests that the children not bring violent images into the building in any fashion — on their clothing (including shoes and socks), backpacks and lunchboxes. We have defined “violent characters” as those who solve problems using violence. Super heroes certainly fall into that category.
Please refer to the dress code section of the School Handbook.
Your cooperation with our dress code will be appreciated.
  • Drunk_by_Noon
  • The Butterfly

    Jesus used violence to solve his problems, using a makeshift assault weapon, on at least one occasion.


  • WalterBannon

    the proper response is FO, followed possibly by beating the crap out of the principal if they harass your child further

  • David Murrell

    I’m confused. WW exemplifies feminism, so one would think that the pc school establishment would have exempted her from their list of banned people. A real puzzler this.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I know!
      Wonder Woman is violently sexy.
      Especially when she hangs out with the Invisible Man.

    • Clausewitz

      I just figured they banned her because she’s white.

  • glasnost

    Soon to follow: Superman, Mighty Mouse and Roy Rogers. Be on the lookout for Margaret Atwood boxes.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I bet they’d allow the kid to bring a lunch in a replica of Margaret Atwood’s Box.
      And you know, you could probably get a lot in there.

      • Xavier

        In the interest of maintaining the high standards here at BCF I won’t be making any of the obvious references to a lack of sanitation, staleness, or odor.

        Not a word.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          What about a Dusty Springfield?

          • Minicapt

            Wipe it down and reoil it properly.


          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Sounds like fun, he said, euphemistically.

      • ntt1

        its more of a trunk really

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Is it a Tickle Trunk?

          • ntt1

            Doubt it, probably more like full of dust, small bits of paper and a general sense of despair.

  • Mark van der Wal

    Soon we wont be able to cut grass as this is violence towards grass and let all bugs live especially bed bugs fleas flies etc all in the name of a violence free world

    • tom_billesley

      Vaccination is murderous. Our immune systems must be suppressed.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    I wonder if this has to do with the redoubtable superheroine being played on the screen by Israeli actress Gal Gadot. She credits her military training with enabling her to do her own stunts.

  • mauser 98

    no ..she is banned because she is white and has big tits

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I wouldn’t know what to do with that woman.
      She looks too much like my sister.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        You know Dance, I’ve always liked you and I think we should hang out sometime.
        Feel free to bring sis too!

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I’m still getting used to the fact that my daughter has a chestal area that guys are gonna want to — damn — I didn’t know I was signing up for this.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            My daughter does modeling, so yeah I know what you mean, and it will only get worse.
            Your desire to kick the ass of anyone that even looks at her will not go away until she is at least 20.

  • tom_billesley

    Definitely too violent.