Irony alert: Liberals furious over Bruce Jenner Halloween costumes

With homosexual and transgender issues always at the forefront, whether we like it or not, it’s a relief to know that now your kids will have a gender-fluid option for this coming Halloween

  • DMB

    Maybe they can start a Bruce Jenner look a like contest.

    • Yikes!

      • Frances

        Apparently the East Germans were whizzes at the hormone mixing, and also at turning young men into “women”. It was because of them that sex testing was introduced. However, I have also heard that most of their athletes died young, victims of the chemicals which had propelled them to “success”.

        It has been said that the East German women’s team which competed at Montreal should have been completely disqualified because of just this issue.

        • Clausewitz

          Same went for the majority of the 72 Russian team at the Hockey summit. Three quarters of their team have died from mysterious assorted steroid like ailments, and so far none of the members of the Canadian team have passed on.

    • WalterBannon

      which one was Wynne?

  • David

    Being an old guy I do remember that people used to go to some lengths not to humiliate themselves. Not so much now.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Yes, discretion was the better part of valour and all that. Very noble and upstanding. Keep a stiff upper lip. Don’t let emotions get the better of you. It’s how my crazy parents raised me. And it worked then, and it still works now.

  • Barrington Minge

    When is this attention seeking nobody going to do the decent thing and disappear?

    • Martin B

      Never, as long as he keeps raking in the $$$.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Well, he’s a bit long in the tooth to be undertaking all this, medically speaking. So he’ll be taking his dirt nap earlier than he otherwise would. That is the bright side, btw. Jenner leaves us sooner rather than later. Whether they’ll put him in a dress or a three-piece suit or his Olympics gear remains to be seen.

    • andycanuck

      We’ll see how his manslaughter (or whatever charge it officially is) trial and conviction goes.

      • I wonder if he will see jail.

        • ntt1

          pussy pass? how would that work?

      • Barrington Minge

        Big Bubba is waiting in cellblock A

  • ontario john

    Maybe as a result of “Hairgate”, we can have Margaret Atwood costumes. Scaaaaary!

  • Xavier

    Well I think it’s funny as hell. A Jenner mask, a box of Wheaties, a severed penis… and you’re set!

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    For some reason this photo reminded me of Bruce Jenner……

  • Justin St.Denis

    Think about it.

    “Mommy, I wanna dress up as Caitlyn Jenner for Halloween.”

    “But you’re only seven, honey. Caitlyn is a 65-year-old transsexual.”

    “But I want my own cream-coloured, slutty satiny bustier, too!”

    “But you’re a boy, honey!”

    “This week, Mommy, this week! Next week I might be a girl, or even a beauty queen!”

    “Well, you can’t dress up as a 65-year-old transsexual. That’s just weird!”

    “Mommy, you’re just ageist and transphobic. I’m gonna tell! My new foster parents will be so much cooler than you. Maybe even on social assistance, even welfare!”