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Saudi fatwa permits the use of hallucinogenic drugs during sex with ugly wives

Saudi social media users have poured scorn on a fatwa that allowed young men married to ugly women to take drugs before intimate relations in order to have the delusion they are as beautiful as houris.

The fatwa said that hallucinogenic drugs can be taken for 30 minutes during sexual intercourse and only by men who are less than 40 years old. The drugs can be used only in the evening, it added.

“This is the ideal men who are unfortunately married with ugly-looking wives so that they can see them, under the effects of the drugs, as beautiful women, like Houris or lovely nymphs,” the fatwa said.

Houri is a Quranic term referring to “to be beautifully dark-eyed” women in heaven.

  • Martin B

    Can women take hallucinogenic drugs before they have sex with fat ugly old husbands who smell like goats, or would that be haram?

    • Good question!

    • luna

      Can the goats take hallucinogens too?

  • Nuke Mecca.

    • Dan Howe

      No! No! After we conquer them, we will turn it into Las Meccas, the International Center for Hedonism and Porcine Research. The grand mosque will become the Grand Casino.

      • Hhmmm…..

        Will there be a gift shop?

      • Xavier

        Captive Moslems are worthless. Nuke Mecca and Medina.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Or a Pig Slaughterhouse!

  • Dana Garcia

    I guess Saudis never heard of a bad trip.

  • Dan Howe

    They ought to take this one.

    • mobuyus

      Is that the Death Angel?

      • Dan Howe

        Yep! 😉

  • ontario john

    They can screw goats but have a problem with ugly women?

  • k1962

    Such a stupid religion :/

    • Justin St.Denis

      Indeed. Stupider than stupid. Stupider than stupidest. Beyond stupid. Passed stupid and well nigh brain-dead. Just sayin’…..

  • Exile1981

    Obama is sad because he’s over forty.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I don’t think he has had sex with The Wookie in years.
      Now, Reggie Love…

      • Justin St.Denis

        I think Barry is not allowed to play Side Three of the Beatles’ White Album. Michelle gets really pissed when he sings along to Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey. No one quite knows why…..

    • luna

      Mo was around forty when he started hearing demonic voices.

  • Xavier

    Just poke your eyes out and suddenly all the women are beautiful.

    • Well that’s handy to know.

      • Xavier

        We contact lens wearers use a variation on that. It’s come in quite useful a couple times when alcohol wasn’t a option.

  • marty_p

    What happened to using a simple “paper bag” and as the old saying goes – for the really ugly – 2 bags, one for her and one for you – cause you don’t want to be seen….

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Is she a one armer or two armer?
      A one armer is when you wake up in the morning and chew your arm off so you won’t wake her.
      And a two armer is when you chew the other arm off after you leave knowing she’s gonna be on the look out for a one armed man.

    • terrence

      That is the one of the reason the mooslime “women” use those those head-to-toe gunny sacks that only show the eyes. All the inbreeding results in really ugly, if not deformed, people.

  • Alain

    So there is hope yet for Heather Mallick, eh.

    • Xavier

      No. There isn’t enough alcohol or testosterone in the cosmos. No, no, a thousand times no.

      • Justin St.Denis

        That was genuinely disgusting. I share your pain, grief, disgust and – probably – PTSD due to this online exchange. Sex with Heather Malice…….. Ooooooooooooo! That is freaky weird!

  • Steven Thompson

    What if the man takes a hallucinogenic drug and perceives his wife as a multi-tentacled batrachian horror? My understanding is that drug-induced hallucinations are a bit of a crap shoot.

    • Justin St.Denis

      I learned that after screwing the goddess Shiva for a night back in 1978 in northern India. At least, that’s how my memory rolls…..

  • Justin St.Denis

    On a related note: Hundreds of those yellow-and-red mushrooms grow in an area of my property here in Ontario. They are incredibly ugly and toxic looking, but I always knew what they were. Thanks to BCF, my wife is now having kittens over the illegal drugs that grow every year on our property. Thanks so much, Mr. BCF. 😉

    P.S. My wife is really hot, so I really don’t need these ‘shrooms. 😉

  • Canadian

    So the majority of beheaders are on drugs?

  • cdajoe

    I think it important that we remember the positive aspect of islam, for instance the fact that its a never ending source of humour

  • Hard Little Machine

    We need to give them all poison mushrooms. Kill them all piss on the corpses.