IKEA Murders Sweden

First it Was Gun Control, Now It’s KNIFE Control – IKEA Stops Selling Knives After Stabbing

The IKEA superstore near Stockholm which witnessed a double murder this week by Eritrean asylum seekers has responded by ending the sale of kitchen knives in-store, and the government has stepped up its policing at asylum-lodgings to defend against a backlash.

  • CodexCoder

    And when someone, not having a knife, bludgeons someone to death with a table leg from an IKEA product, they will stop selling tables, too?


    • And what about Allen Keys?

      • The Butterfly

        I’m telling you he was just looking for the exit and went berzerk.

      • Doug Kursk

        I demand an Allen key registry!

      • moraywatson

        IKEA is having a special on Kaffirs. Some assembly required.

    • David

      Department of Justice figures show over 500 people a year in the United States are murdered with ‘blunt objects’. Whether IKEA will now seek to take rolling pins and cast-iron frying pans off the shelves on the strength of this data is presently unknown.

  • FactsWillOut

    Clearly, we need a 2×4 and nail registry.

  • Dana Garcia

    Years of disarming Britons failed to create perfect peacefulness among the populace, and now the government frets about the “scourge of knife crime.”


  • Hard Little Machine

    I know ISIS doesn’t use corkscrews, praise Allah.

  • Clink9

    Nine inch knitting needles are the way to go.

  • Achmed

    There wouldn’t be any problems with kaffirs being hurt if there weren’t any kaffirs!

  • ed

    looks like the female victim lost her head ” those dam Mormons “

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    So, banning Eritrean immigration and a greater policing of Eritreans already in the country never occurred to anyone in Sweden?
    That would make ALL Swedes more safe.

  • DMB

    IKEA is suffering from Stockholm syndrome.

  • lolwut?

    Hurry up and die Sweden.

    You’re pathetic