Transport Minister Lisa Raitt(left) prompts Green Party Leader Elizabeth May to stop her speech and leave the stage at the Annual Parliamentary National Press Gallery, in Gatineau, Quebec Saturday May 9, 2015 in Ottawa.THE CANADIAN PRESS/Fred Chartrand

Elizabeth May furious Canadians won’t get to see her pissed drunk during leaders debates

NDP says Tom Mulcair won’t debate if Harper won’t; Elizabeth May furious at ‘doublecross’

“…Green party leader Elizabeth May reacted furiously Friday to the NDP’s debate conditions, accusing Mulcair of colluding with Harper to kill off the debates that would have the widest audience. And she said it’s all aimed at keeping her off centre stage throughout the campaign.

“This stinks to high heaven,” she said in an interview.

“Tom Mulcair has just killed the best opportunity that Canadian voters had to see me absolutely flat on my ass drunk in a forum that reaches the most Canadians.”

I’m not talking Chatty Cathy drunk like at the press gallery dinner, that wasn’t even a warm up. I planned on being shit faced and incoherent even before taking the stage, I probably would have taken my clothes off as well just to show how committed I am to the democratic process”

But that’s all ruined thanks to that damn prissy Frog. I’ll still get shit-faced and naked and stuff but probably only at a mall now, it just won’t be the same.


  • Patrick Ross

    Half of her Press Gallery Dinner speech was “I get to be in the debaaaaates.” Then smarter people decided… not.

    • Thank goodness for small mercies. Still I would love to see her turn up shit-faced.

      • zee

        That’s the only face she’s got.

  • Minicapt

    Some people refuse to understand when others are looking out for them.


  • Jay Currie

    Actually, leaving aside Lizzie’s battle with the bottle, this is smart politics by Mulcair. The Greens can suck votes from the collapsing Libs which would otherwise go to the NDP. Yes, there are Liberals who are just that dumb. More over at my place

    Like the collapse of the Ottoman Empire, this election is going to be about who picks up the pieces of the “natural governing party”.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      You set the table well.

    • I think fear will govern this election. As much as people like to hate Harper for no reason, they know that he is a competent leader and they would hate to see Canada become a South Korean ferry under Trudeau or Mulcair.

      Fear and stupidity. That’s what drive Millennials and Gen-Xers.

      • Maggat

        “South Korean Ferry”, my God that is a good one. Congratulations!

  • AlanUK


  • Surele Surele

    “If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him.” Sun Tzu

  • Clink9

    We’ve been robbed.

    • Justin St.Denis

      OMG! I actually tried watching TRAINWRECK online just yesterday and abandoned the effort after about 30 minutes. Who the fuck is Amy Schumer and why is she starring in a movie? Who did she fuck? This well-titled film has absolutely no redeeming features from what I could tell. And Amy Schumer is a very unattractive person.

      • Clink9

        I’m sorry we paid money to see it. The first hour was brutal and raunchy just to be “shocking” I guess.

        The movie is well named. One of my daughters is threatening to see it with her friend tonight. She can’t say she wasn’t warned ………

      • Amy Schumer is the Hollywood version of Elizabeth May- vulgar, unintelligent and rather puffy.

  • UCSPanther