Abu Qatada moves on Syria

Radical militant Jordanian cleric Abu Qatada increased his influence within Jabhat al-Nusra, (al-Qaeda’s branch in Syria) by issuing a Fatwa against Abu Hussein Rahhal, one of the groups’ veteran commanders.

Rahhal was arrested earlier this year after he opposed the ever-increasing influence of Abu Qatada over Nusra’s affairs, including Abu Qatada’s role in keeping Nusra within the fold of al-Qaeda and its leader Ayman al-Zawahiri. Despite internal division the leadership ignored the rulings of the internal judicial committee of al-Nusra and went ahead and executed Rahhal. This can only serve to further split the leadership.

  • truthdareisay

    Charmin? He can take lessons from his toilet paper!!!

    • Better than the Koran.

      • luna

        Softer, and no hate speech.

    • mobuyus

      Those are undeveloped film rolls of his family and friends. Just wipe to develop.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        That’s a great line!

  • andycanuck

    Please… don’t stone the Charmin!

    • I thought toilet paper was western and decadent?

      • mobuyus

        They hate us but love our toilet paper, and porn, and of course our generous welfare.

      • andycanuck

        And there squat-a-potty, hole-in-the-ground toilets don’t flush so Charmin isn’t much use there either.