The Queen And Scumbag

Russell Brand sparks outrage by claiming Queen should be called ‘Mrs Bratwurst-Kraut-Nazi’

RUSSELL BRAND has launched a shocking attack on the Queen and her German heritage, saying she should be called “Mrs Bratwurst-Kraut-Nazi”.

  • Lloyd Snauwaert

    Russell Brand should be dubbed Mr. Loser Von Perry…guy has an ego that exceeds both his talent and intelligence…

    • He ran out of brain a long time ago.

    • Surele Surele

      what talent and what intelligence?

      • Lloyd Snauwaert

        Good point…

  • Tom Forsythe

    I thought he choked to death on Katy Perry’s vomit.

  • Minicapt

    Much more of this and Russell will become an unBrand.


    • Surele Surele

      Russell who?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    And here is the Queen’s response.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    The German ancestry of the English Royal Family is well known.
    Russell Brand will continue to make obvious pronouncements in the future.
    Such as calling the sun hottie mcfucking burning ball.
    Or David Cameron twattie von squishy bones.
    And if he looks in the mirror, if, I know, maybe he can tweet a selfie with the caption standup less funny than ibn al-bert brooks.

    • Frances

      Actually, Her Majesty is half-Scottish (her mother was Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, daughter of the Earl of Strathmore), So Brand is an absolute ignoramus, as well as being a pompous prick and a mean wee man.

  • Technically, I think they can still hang people for treason.

    Little prick wouldn’t be expecting that.

    • Icebow

      We did keep one gallows (Wandsworth) extant on that account for a while, but it’s long gone.

      • andycanuck


      • Jay Currie

        There are bridges in London I hear…

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      And it would be the only legitimately funny thing he ever did!
      Funny because I would laugh.

    • Alain

      I think he is only a danger to himself, especially his attention seeking.

  • Shebel

    I don’t find Russell Brand to be funny.
    What will be most humerus is when Karma catches up with him.

    • Icebow

      I predict a fractured upper arm.

      • Shebel

        You are much too gentil, but ,it is a very good start.

        • Blind Druid

          I think you missed that one Sheb

          • Shebel

            No . I did not. I guess my retort was rather pathetic. I just could not come up with anything except the ‘Gentile’ bit—

  • mauser 98

    he has the personality of rabid skunk, at best

  • Dana Garcia

    Brand is a no-talent cockroach, so saying objectionable things is the only way he has to keep his name in the news.

  • andycanuck

    If the U.D.A. would top that little sh1t, I’d almost be willing to welcome Petey Brewster back to BCF.

  • Alleena

    Russell Brand is simply disgusting!

  • kkruger71

    It’s almost as if he thinks he was born 20 years too late, like he thinks he is the current embodiment of what he thinks the Sex Pistols and the rest were like back in the 70s/80s.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      John Lydon thinks he’s a tosser, too.

  • F*cking socialist fag.

  • I have a feeling random people will start punching him in the face soon.

  • Petrilla

    Long live the Queen. God save the Queen.

  • Rick McGinnis

    Repulsive little turd has effectively ended his career in the UK now.

    • Barrington Minge

      Career?…what career?

  • Is this guy still trying to be an enormous douche?

    He is succeeding.

  • Blind Druid

    This little cockroach is the annoying white version of Kanye West.

    • Barrington Minge

      And kanye west is an annoying black version of a cockroach
      and his wife is __________________ (fill in the blank)

  • Barrington Minge

    Russell Brand has his arsehole where his mouth should be.
    To be honest, nobody in the UK takes this wanker seriously.