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Residents’ fury at noise coming from temporary mosque installed in a marquee at the end of their street for ten months

Furious residents in a quiet Yorkshire street claim they have been kept up every night for the last ten months by a noisy ‘temporary’ mosque.

A marquee was erected to house the Islamic place of worship for just 28 days last September while work was carried out to create a permanent structure.

But ten months on, the temporary mosque is still in use sparking angry complaints from nearby residents.


There’s a lesson to be learned here…

  • The Butterfly

    Why haven’t they been furious at the muslim immigration for the last 30 years?

  • Clink9

    Lesson learned …… buy some road flares ….

    • tom_billesley

      In keeping with the tradition of fireworks at the end of Ramadan

    • I would open a pig pen.

  • tom_billesley

    The normal mahometan way – doing what they want and expecting to get retrospective permits if anyone objects.

  • Martin B

    Needless to say none of the Muzz making noise all the night have to go to work in the morning.

    • tom_billesley

      Oh some will go to work alright – dozing away but still expecting full pay, excusing their inactivity as being down to fasting.

  • Clink9

    Give ’em the “Olde Operation Nifty Package” delivered to Noriega.

  • Frances

    It’s summer: have some neighbourly barbeques in the back yards nearest the structure – featuring pork, of course.

    • And lots of it.

      • Jay Currie

        I love the smell of bacon in the morning! Smells like Ramadamamamam

  • Clausewitz

    There is no such word as “Temporary” in Islam. Once the goat rodeo adherents tread upon a spot they claim it is theirs forever. The only way to take down an infestation is through the cleansing of fire.

  • bob e

    ‘oh .. it’s just like the church bells ‘ they tell us ..
    and i can roll my testicles to scotland ..