Poison Iftar Dinner

The Mysterious Will Of Allah… 45 ISIS fighters ‘die after eating poisoned Ramadan meal in Iraq’

At least 45 ISIS militants have been killed after breaking their Ramadan fast with a poisoned meal, according to reports.

A total of 145 people are thought to have sat down for the ‘iftar’ meal at Mosul, Iraq, but only 100 walked away alive, according to reports out of the embattled city.

It is unclear whether the fanatics were deliberately poisoned or whether they suffered from food poisoning, a spokesman for the Kurdish Democratic Party said.

  • Censored_EG

    What went wrong with the other 55? Anyhow, a good start.

  • Miss Trixie

    More please. Especially the lead poisoning kind.


  • Seneca III

    Only 45!? Any non-RoPer serious about their own survival and that of their descendants should be devoting their full efforts to increasing that miserable total by at least 8 orders of magnitude. And, just to make sure, then 9.

  • mobuyus

    Bon appetite goat humpers!

  • Clink9

    You would have a heart of stone not to laugh.

  • The Butterfly

    Isn’t that how good ‘ol Mo died? One of his rapees poisoned the dinner he forcer her to cook for him? These dudes were truly following in the footsteps of the ‘prophet’.

  • Good.

  • truthdareisay

    Wait for it.. a secret Mossad

  • truthdareisay

    wait for it.. a secret Mossad shrunken agent under some chosen plates..

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Shrunken agent man
      Shrunken agent man

      • truthdareisay


  • Ken

    They set a nice table though. The Kalashnikov centerpieces are a nice touch.

    • Raymond Cameron

      It is a religious meal…islamic style.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      If a Kalashnikov was to be used as a centrepiece when I worked in banquets it would been on a table.
      Because, we used tables.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      By the way can I buy that table/floor runner at the dollar store for my kids next birthday party?

  • Minicapt

    They heard the call of Allah, and responded.


  • David Murrell

    A American Civil war buff here, and I have read of the conquering Union armies coming into a rebel town, pillaging farms and raiding homes for food and other values. I have often wondered about feeding the army, and wondered about whether the persecuted victims would ever get around to poisoning the army. This could be especially effective, for a conquered host to poison the food of the general and his staff. The best way to avoid this is to have a reliable army cooking-crew to do the cooking. The Islamic State apparently is to dumb to do that.

    Anyways, thanks for the uplifting good-news post.

  • Ezekiel 36 26

    The wrath of grapes.

  • GottaQHFilly

    I so hope it was some poor sex slave captive that saw a chance and took it.

  • Brett_McS

    Was it the fish?

  • Solo712

    Compliments to the chef !

  • EarlyBird

    Someone’s been watching those Game of thrones weddings.