Choosing Misery: The Culture of Victimhood and Ingratitude

Attention all armchair crusaders, warriors of the web, and victims of life, the universe, and everything:

Take a break from your e-rantings, your Twitter manifestos, and your Justrage railings. Stop screaming at your screens for a moment – they can wait, and the odds of them walking away are slim. Put down your Frappuccino, your Doritos, and your frozen pizza.

This is meant for you.

  • disqus_PwGxBXHn8l

    Is this happening because so many indebted artsies can’t get real jobs? It used to be that an artsie could edit, but what if one has been taught to despise spelling, grammar, punctuation, usage, and effective expression as tools of oppression? And can’t stand the smell of coffee as well? – Denyse O’Leary, Ottawa

    • That would not surprise me.

    • Waffle

      Possibly because too many of the “wrong types” getting law degrees. I just wonder how many of these suits are handled on a contingency basis.

  • Frances

    Obviously the solution is to address the group as “Hey, you gays”.