Crazy Mohammedan Family

Citing Acute UK Name Shortage 5 Sons & Dad All Named Mohammed Relocate To Islamic State

There Is No Downside: UK Family of 12 Relocates To Islamic State!

Muhammed Abdul Mannan, 75, his wife Minera Khatun, 53, their daughter Rajia Khanom, 21, and five sons have all gone missing.

Their sons are: Mohammed Zayd Hussain, 25, Mohammed Toufique Hussain, 19, Mohammed Abil Kashem Saker, 31, Mohammed Saleh Hussain, 26, and an unnamed fifth son.

Abil Kashem Saker’s wife Sheida Khanam, 27, and Mohammed Saleh Hussain’s wife Roshanara Begum, 24, and two unnamed grandchildren are also missing.

  • Jay Currie

    Great news…now if all the other Mohammeds in England would pack up their families and return to the warm embrace of the caliphate surely we would all be better off.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      For every mo leaving there’s another ten coming in through Calais.
      Still, small victories must be savoured.

    • occupant 9

      We need to find the catalyst and amplify.

  • ed

    the good news, ten less to breed , ten less to claim welfare , ten less to terrorize , bad news 4 million left to go !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BillyHW

      I’m sure they’re still collecting welfare.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Count on it!

  • African

    You better stop being judgmental and strictly follow the official multicultural Canadian Code of conduct which clearly Decrees to All Canadians that All religions are equal, All morality is relative and that there is NO right and wrong.

    • mobuyus

      You’re kidding right?

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        He’s probibly kidding, and yet he’s still correct.

        • mobuyus

          Only in the fevered minds of leftists is he correct. islam is a death cult not a religion and there is no official multicultural Code of Conduct. As to his last two assertions righteousness has them covered.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            The fevered minds of leftists, and as stated by government policy.

          • occupant 9

            I thnk African was being facetious.

      • jayme

        I hope so; if not, there are any number of things wrong with what he’s saying. Judaism and Christianity are both discriminated against in Canada, in practice. And go try telling a muslim that morality is subjective and there is no objective right and wrong … I suspect that they might disagree.

    • Alain

      I gather you are being sarcastic. You are correct about that being the cultural marxist agenda, but you are incorrect about it being a Canadian thing. It is a deadly disease which has infected all Western countries.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Then we should set Luka Magnotta free.

      • occupant 9

        He’s free to date in the prisoner match up website.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          As a comedian I saw in a club once said about Jeffrey Dahmer, Magnotta is misunderstood.
          He was just an artist working with a bad medium.

  • moraywatson

    The fifth son is named Barrack Hussein Obama.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I wish he was his other brother Darryl.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I’m sure we would get into a crapload of trouble, but I’d like to start a “go fund me account” to send as many back as possible, as long as we had guarantees from our own governments that they would never be allowed to return.

    • I think it should be government policy – One way tickets for all who wish to go.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      If you couched it in the right language you might be able to get it going.
      Leftists are masters at that, but, I’ve been studying them, so I don’t think we’d have to hire one to write the copy.
      How about ‘Nations United in Repatriation Society for the Advancement of Indigenous Peoples Abroad’?

  • k1962

    Put them on a no fly list so that they can never return!

  • Dana Garcia

    Of course, Mohammeds are identical interchangeable units. Why bother with different names?

    • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

      ‘Moh-bots’ … 😉

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      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Trans-moh-mers, moh-bots in disguise.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Suicide bombers are moh-lecular physicists.

  • Edubeat

    Is that an Afro Joe in the second row?. I thought afros went out of style when Justin II gave us the soft layered look.

  • Barrington Minge

    Great. Savings on benefits and NHS costs. Good deal for the UK.
    Gone and already forgotten.