SCOTUS forces gay “marriage” on country. Lena Dunham’s boyfriend hardest hit

He's blinking "help me!" in morse code

He’s blinking “help me!” in morse code

Lena Dunham vowed she wouldn’t marry until everyone could. Now that the Supreme Court has legalized same-sex marriage, theGirls star, 29, seems ready for a ring.

Dunham Tweeted her boyfriend of three years, Jack Antonoff, writing, “Get on it, yo.”

  • Millie_Woods

    Jack Antonoff. I’m sure I heard that name in a limerick once.

    • When they all touch it spells skank.

    • Clausewitz

      See Jack, See Jack run, Jack is screwed.

      • Millie_Woods

        Jack’s off and running?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Jack ought to consider a young woman with a shape to her.

    • bob e

      doan think dis number would be interested in jack ..

  • JoKeR

    See the look on his face?

    What captions can we come up with to go with the picture?

    I will start with, “Even that amount of money I’m being paid, isn’t worth being seen in public pretending to be her boyfriend.”

    • barryjr

      How about “Thanks SCOTUS I will now be known as Mr Lena Dunham forever.”

    • How about “Maybe I should turn Gay”

      • JoKeR

        Maybe they both already are?

      • bob e

        he is gay .. and he likes goats ..
        she likes goats too ..!!

  • k1992

    Beta male if ever there was one. Looks a bit like a young Woody Allen; maybe they’ll adopt.

  • Gary

    Now comes the challenge where 3 or more Person’s will demand equal marriage as a right.
    Then , NAMBLA will contest the age restriction and demand equal marriage Rights fort their Adult2Child romance .
    Don’t laugh , Wynne has already shown she is open to CAMH that now wants pedophilia normalize and deem a Mental Illness and not a crime until a child is harmed.
    Wynne refuses to enforce the Federal Laws that protect children from Frontal Nudity by adults in public as she chummed around with Ben Levin and watched the Naked TNT males in PRIDE freely break the Laws while the Police were Complicit to stay by and also condone child-abuse.

  • LOL!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Now that he can get married to a man he will.

  • bob e

    i’d be blinkin’ SOS too. he better start leavin a trail of bloody bread crumbs ..