The mysterious will of Allah: Ramadan Observance Contributing To Pakistan Heat Wave Death Toll

“Matters have been made worse by the widespread abstention from water during daylight hours during the fasting month of Ramadan.”

h/t Dr. J

  • Exile1981

    Someone needs a giant space mirror to increase the number of daylight hours in Pakistan by say 50-60%, the average muslim would fast until the light went away or they dropped.

    • Leave it to Allah;)

      • Justin St.Denis

        And they say the dude has no sense of humour! Heh! 😉

      • Mal

        I really like the slapstick humour he pulls on his minions in so many of the videos posted here.

  • Blacksmith

    I can’t find the downside to this one……

    • Justin St.Denis

      Admittedly, it is difficult. We all share your pain.

  • The Butterfly


  • wallyj180

    I now fully support global warming.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Yes. Dehydrated muslim outrage just has to be both less frequent and less intense. I am all for water-rationing in the entire region.

      • Miss Trixie

        *golf clap*

  • Miss Trixie

    Stupid f***ing neanderthals.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Now, now. Darwin would have a better explanation about this, it’s true. But Neanderthals were really not such bad types. Please reserve the slime for the islamic rage boys & girls.

      • Mal

        I’d prefer the Neanderthals over that pestilential mob any day.

        • Miss Trixie

          You mean the Fakestinians? I keep hoping for a biblical plague or a mighty f***ing smite from the hand of G*d when he FINALLY gets sick up and fed with the ‘tards and their evil.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Fakestinians? Are they the new breed of that invented populace, the “Palestinians” (copyright 1966, Reg’d TM (UAE), Patent #………..

            Just wondering. I find fictional historic peoples ENDLESSLY fascinating, don’t you? The invented histories and grievances, the fantastic stories of great accomplishments which never actually happened, the carefully crafted “historic documents” forged at huge expense by some of the world’s leading Egyptologists and archeologists. The attention to detail these fraudsters are capable off is almost admirable! Ah, the imagination they demonstrate! If only they could turn that ability into something productive, but they can’t. We know invented people can’t really do anything any more than they can have accomplished any of the things they claim they have accomplished in the past. Because invented people are fake people and liars from the outset. That is JUST THE WAY IT IS with a fictional populace with fictional grievances and a totally fictional history…..people like the Palestinians, who were “invented” and did not exist prior to the 1960s. Funny, that.

          • Miss Trixie

            The most miserable clot of “people” ever to be invented by Arafart.

      • Miss Trixie

        This is TRUE! At least neanderthals had a purpose, no?

    • Gaian

      Neanderthals weren’t as stupid as islamics (and no where near as dirty). How about the term koranderthals instead?

      • Miss Trixie

        When neanderthals dragged their wimmen it was by their hair and when koranimals followed suit, the bebagged wimmens filled up with rocks. 😀

  • Mal

    The ways of Allah are manifold. Who is this disrespectful Pakistani PM to call for “emergency measures”? If Allah wants ’em, let ‘im have ’em.

  • David Murrell

    Didn’t know that Ramadan fasting includes not drinking water. Bummer.i

    • Miss Trixie

      Like I said: Stupid f***ers.

    • ed

      sharia law allows mus-tards to break there fast in times of need and make any lost days later on in the year , so don’t believe the taqqiyya

  • Clear Thinker

    It is written!

  • marty_p

    Can you imagine the smell during a heatwave in No_deoderantistan?

    • Miss Trixie


  • Martin B

    It’s the Zionists and their evil Heat Wave Machine! A giant laser at Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv is bouncing its beam off a shiny spy satellite right at Karachi!

    • Justin St.Denis


  • sowsear1

    I thought our gov. has admitted recently that they can control the weather…Why isn’t BO helping his brethren?

    Another question, are Muslims supposed to golf during Ramadan?

    • Justin St.Denis

      They do in the Gulf states.