New Sex Toy Designed To Contain The Ashes Of Your Deceased Beloved


Mark Sturkenboom

NB Google Translate: Believe it or not, the cultural Marxism will follow you into your grave and perhaps even into the afterlife. This is at least the conclusion that one can draw after seeing the new find Mark Sturkenboom.

The sex toys are of all shapes and sizes, but the designer Mark Sturkenboom Dutch sex toy brings to a level of strangeness (not to say stupidity) never seen before. [2] It all depends on your point of view of course. For example, are you an altruistic liberal or are you more selfish and possessive guy? When you die, how do you your wife or your wife or your girlfriend live your death? Maybe you want it done quickly are mourning you getting into bed quickly with a douchebag that will offer stability, security and a little while cunnilingus you refused. Or maybe you rejoice because it is going to be grieving for the rest of his life, because you’re an asshole even in death? If you belong to the second category, the urn combo / dildo 21 grams may be the perfect gift for your future widow. [10] You will see to what extent the idea is both romantic and terrible.

  • Exile1981

    I guess it’s so you can still bring pleasure in the afterlife? It kind of has that creepy feel to it.

  • Jay Currie

    Has to beat humping the urn….

    • BillyHW

      Women will screw just about anything.

      • john700

        I suspect this was not made for women.

        • BillyHW

          Michael Coren?

    • Heh;)

  • Kim Hanson


  • lolwut?


  • DMB

    Woman can now enjoy necrophilia in a whole new way!

  • ntt1

    I question the size /capacity of the dildo container, over the years I have built or constructed many ash urns for family and friends and the average human produces about 2.5 litres volume of ash, that makes for a dildo that would be pretty large. definitely in the French destroyer category

    • Always good to have news articles vetted against technical expertise;)

    • Raymond Cameron

      The article specifies the dildo can be loaded with 21 grams of ashes. Even if the guy was poligamous it can supply the widows for the rest of their lives.

      • ntt1

        that’s brilliant. So the deceased will never suffer the indignity of sloppy seconds and the widow may well get more and better bang out of the old boy post humously then when the old goat was still alive