Donald Trump Announces Presidential Bid

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Real estate mogul and TV personality Donald Trump announced his candidacy for the 2016 U.S. presidential election on Tuesday in a blitz of boasts, inflammatory comments and attacks on both fellow Republicans and President Barack Obama’s administration.

“I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created,” Trump said at the Trump Tower skyscraper in Manhattan on launching his bid for the Republican nomination.

The billionaire, widely seen as having almost no chance of winning the nomination, brings an outsized personality and a penchant for controversy to an unusually large group of Republicans vying for the presidency.

  • Clausewitz

    Who cares. No one will vote for the ego that bores.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    He not only would be an improvement over Obama, but if he puts forth opinions that become serious debating points, then we would all benefit even if his wacky personality would get himself bounced.

  • Jade

    Would not vote for him as dog catcher

  • mauser 98

    or is he running interference for Hillary? Trump can slice and dice Jeb , Rubio
    Hill sneaks in
    Donny gets some land deals

  • FactsWillOut

    Love that everyone here hates the a non-career politician as prez. He, at least made money, which is the big gripe about whatsherface, ex HP broad.

    I’d vote for trump.

  • Barrington Minge

    Sorry Donald, but America is not ready for your comb-over.
    At this rate, Homer Simpson will be on the the list…and he has as good a chance
    as any of them.