Man ‘risks his life’ to finish noodles amid gruesome Triad gang fight

A man was captured on surveillance footage calmly eating noodles amid a horrifying street fight in Keelung City, Taiwan. The brawl, involving around 40 knife-wielding triad members, resulted in sliced hand tendons and a cut off nose.


  • BillyHW

    His mother always told him to finish his plate because there were starving children in Africa.

  • tom_billesley

    Maybe they were Maggi noodles and he was afraid they’d be banned before his next bowl.

  • RonG

    I think I might like to have what he ordered.

  • ntt1

    I have had great noodle bowls that were so good I might have done the same.

  • lolwut?

    lol, Reminds of the time I was buzzed from the bar and dying for my nightly hot chocolate from the 7-eleven down the street before I go home to crash.

    Walked in, got my hot chocolate and went to the till to pay just as some huge gorilla of a guy storms into the store with a mask and points a gun at the clerks face demanding all the money in the till.

    After he gets it, he tells me to give him the $5 I have in my hand

    I’m like…Dude, I’m drunk, tired and just want my fucking hot chocolate so I can get home to bed, you got the money from them, don’t be a dick. It’s five lousy bucks, seriously.

    He gave me a strange look and just takes off..

  • Sir Roderick Spode

    If you were in the middle of a knife fight what say’s “I’m not part of this” better than doing what this guy is doing. 10/10 for conspicuously keeping a low profile.