Breaking… NASA Says Giant Asteroid Will Not Destroy Earth In September

The world WON’T end in September: Nasa forced to address radical claims a giant asteroid will soon destroy humanity

Well that’s a relief.

  • Brett_McS

    There goes my retirement plan.

  • Clink9

    Better rethink my plan of running up the Visa card. Oops.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    I could hear the groans in the world’s newsrooms. No big story to hawk their wares.

  • mauser 98

    NASA caught again fudging global warming temperatures

  • Hard Little Machine

    come on, just the tip

  • Mark

    For arguments sake, what could NASA actually do if there was an asteroid headed for earth? The space program has been gutted to appease the far left and the climate kooks so there is literally nothing NASA could do now to actually stop an earth bound asteroid.

    • DD_Austin

      That isn’t their misson

      Getting muslims feel better about having no accomplishments is their misson
      (getting one of their agents elected as president is their first accomplishment)
      (it’s much cheaper than the old presidental bribe method)

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        We will launch diversity rockets.
        Actually, that is a very good point.

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  • truthdareisay

    Oh c’mon just on top of the Iranian Parliament building, Hezballah headquarters, Hamas headquarters, Boko Haram offices and training centres and on top of Mrs. Ashrawi and Abu Mazin’s heads..