NASA Wants to Replace American Flag With Moonbatty Earth Flag

Sheila Jackson Lee will be delighted to learn that if the USA ever does plant the flag she believes to have been placed on Mars, it won’t be a symbol of oppression to former slaves like herself.

Old Glory will be replaced by something more politically correct…

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Can you make it to Mars on just EBT cards?

    • Exile1981

      Nope, the Martians refuse to take them.

  • Liberal Progressive

    That is a homophobic flag! It does not have the rainbow colours!

  • Exile1981

    If the flag has to represent the world how come the world isn’t financing NASA?

    • mauser 98

      …good point… give US taxpayers a break…put up or shut up
      …when hell freezes over

  • mauser 98

    ….Barry would love to scrap Old Glory completely

    “Obama Turns NASA Into Muslim Outreach Program”

  • Hard Little Machine

    Plant the ‘palestinian’ flag and tell them all to move the fuck there.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Perhaps it is time NASA funds itself.

  • andycanuck

    How about this one?

    And Greendale already has the KFC Space Simulator so they’re already halfway there!

  • simus1

    mo said allah told him the earth is flat, therefore all those working at nasa are blasphemers and their heads need to be chopped off.

  • The__Hammer

    Okay, so let us point out the flaws in her argument about the American flag:

    1. While America did have slavery, for a time, it was not uncommon in the Americas. In fact, slavery existed everywhere in the Americas, yes even in Canada.

    2. Very few actual slave ships were American, almost all were European. The Europeans brought slaves here.

    3. In the early 1860s millions fought to end slavery, and preserve the Union, under the American flag. The American flag is a symbol of slave liberation

    • Minicapt

      1. Slavery did exist in Canada to the extent that settlers from the southern colonies brought their slaves with them. Slavery wasn’t a social custom.
      2. The Browns of RI would be surprised.
      3. Slavery in the US officially ended in 1865; millions had fought to defend it.


      • simus1

        Those defeated in a civil war “Party of Slavery” adherents (who were not all found in the south as a matter of interest) eventually found a home in an American political party which was much more interested in gaining power and patronage than anything else.
        Hint: It was not the party of Lincoln.

  • G

    If they *WANT* their budget to remain uncut then they better quit WANTING a change of flag cuz until the “earth” pays their funding there isn’t going to be an earth flag.

  • Jack Dwyer

    There’s always the Flag for the Earth Alliance…! But I’m actually amused because the flag proposed for Earth could be taken for a stylised Star of David, and has exactly the same colour scheme save it’s reversed!!! Must be further proof of the International Vast Jewish Conspiracy…