Ex-FIFA Official Cites Satirical ‘Onion’ Article in His Self-Defense

Jack Warner, a former vice president of FIFA, soccer’s world governing body, pointed to an article from The Onion in a video posted on his website on Sunday. Credit warnertv.net

Jack Warner, a former vice president of world soccer’s governing body, FIFA, defended himself against corruption charges on Sunday by citing an article from The Onion, apparently unaware that it was satire.

Mr. Warner, 72, who was arrested last week in connection with a wide-ranging criminal investigation by the United States Justice Department, held up the faux news report, calling it evidence of an American conspiracy, in a video statement that was uploaded to the web and then removed later in the day.

The satirical article, published Wednesday under the headline, “FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup in the United States,” mockingly suggested that, to placate American officials, the governing body had added a new tournament, which would begin the very same day.

Holding up a printout of The Onion piece as if it were a genuine news report, Mr. Warner told viewers of the video posted on his personal website, Facebook page and YouTube channel, “All this has stemmed from the failed U.S. bid to host the World Cup”…

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Mr. Warner’s brothers are not amused.

  • David Murrell

    Brain-dead people don t understand satire.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Yep, he’s their best and brightest!
    No corruption here.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I wanna say something but I can’t go there.

  • BillyHW

    Affirmative Action, in action.

  • mauser 98

    a youthful 72

  • Minicapt

    If you can’t claim a conspiracy is involved, then nothing has happened?