Calls to refer to God as a woman as female bishops take up posts

Support is growing within the Church of England to rewrite its official liturgy to refer to God as female following the selection of the first women bishops.

Growing numbers of priests already insert words such as “she” and “mother” informally into traditional service texts as part of a move to make the language of worship more inclusive, it has been claimed.

But calls for a full overhaul of liturgy to recognise the equal status of women have already been discussed informally at a senior level.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    “Son of God”!

    Does that phrase even sound remotely familiar?
    Probably not to this crowd.

    • El Martyachi

      The gays have had unopposed run of the place for far too long. Lesbians have been underrepresented.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        After the rise of the “sex robots” will there be anything more worthless than a lesbian?
        OK, maybe lesbian sex robots, but still.

        • El Martyachi

          In some article today (probably from here) there was a gallery of sex tech stuff. One item was this donut-hole looking thing that bolts onto an iPad. Single guys got options these days. Just sayin’.

          It’s hard to say which feminists hate more … that stuff or full-sense-of-the-word celibacy.

          • mobuyus

            Didn’t Popiel make a Pocket Pussy or was it the Ronco Shag-A-Matic?

        • Exile1981

          What is that photo from?

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I googled sex robots and found somebody’s creepy art project.

    • BillyHW

      Why is it always the ugly ones that want to become priestesses?

      • tom_billesley

        Why couldn’t they just stick with Wicca?

        • Alain

          Too ugly.

  • SMC_BC

    Michael Coren must be soooo happy!

    • BillyHW

      Michael Coren has already been worshipping God as a woman for about a year and a half.

      • Justin St.Denis

        That seems to coincide with the period during which he was apparently losing his mind on television.

  • Stupid, ugly and arrogant dykes. Glorifying them will be Michael Coren’s task in his newly-found Anglican faith.

    • BillyHW

      Michael says the circle of love must be opened gaping wide to let everything in!

      • Justin St.Denis

        And Coren is the psychological dildo destined to accomplish that. ROFLMAO

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    Reminiscent of a song, eh….

    Tell me all your thoughts on God,
    Cause I’d really like to meet her,
    And ask her why we’re who we are,
    Tell me all your thoughts on God,
    Cause I’m on my way to see her……

  • Rosenmops

    After the Church of England dies out and they convert Saint Paul’s Cathedral to a mosque the women will have to sit quietly at the back and enter at a side door. Yet these crazy feminists seem to want to bring this about by importing millions of Muslims and not having any children of their own.

  • Minicapt

    First, they need to select for a better quality “woman”.


  • john s

    Religions that go with the flow or adapt to become more inclusive do not survive. What do we need them for?

    • tom_billesley

      Object lessons.

  • Brett_McS

    So that’s Mother Shabubu!

  • pop

    She has a mole on her face!! Big one.

    • mobuyus

      What you are seeing is syphilitic scarring.

  • Alleena

    By the time they are done, the Church of England will be gone.

  • The_Infidel_01

    Well what can you expect from the “church of England” Not God’s Church, not Jesus’s Church, but England’s church. Plus most of the kings were a bunch of queens to begin with, so it’s not much of a change really.
    Fortunately Gods people will be fine.

  • Joy Freiheit

    God is God. God is spirit, not material and not biological. God is not “male” or “female”. He made both men and women IN HIS IMAGE AND LIKENESS. This is not difficult to grasp, once you STOP THINKING OF GOD AS a HUMAN! Yes, Jesus Christ the Second Person of the Trinity was incarnated as a man, but The Father and The Holy Spirit have no bodies and no sexes.

    I am SO GLAD that I am not, and never was, Catholic nor Church of England. My church denomination has male and female leaders and preachers and authors and teachers. It isn’t perfect, but it does a far better job than those sorry churches. It grows, while other churches shrink. We plant new congregations while CofE closes churches.

    Jesus carefully instructed his followers to put new wine in new wineskins, yet these old churches persist on keeping unsuitable structures. Even adding female “bishops” will not fix them.

    Dear Believers!!! LEAVE! Find a church that tries to model itself on the Bible.

  • truthdareisay

    What a relief! Calls could have gone out to refer to G-d as IT.. nameless gender…

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  • Justin St.Denis

    I am, via life experience, becoming convinced that – given the opportunity – women will fuck anything and everything up completely and totally. I hope I am wrong, but from what I’ve seen so far……….

    • tom_billesley

      It’s no comfort that they mean well.

  • tom_billesley

    Must irk them to have to wear a frock.

  • tom_billesley

    In the spirit of interfaith outreach, we must henceforth refer to Allah as “she”.

    • andycanuck

      And Mo is Her Prophet!

  • Barnslayer

    Go ahead Catholic Church. Bend to the will of the lesbians. Because embracing atheists will improve your popularity.

    “Upon this rock I will build my church…” (Mathew 16:18)

    • AmicusC

      why the reference to Catholics when this is about the church of England? aren’t they the Anglicans. and yes this is why they also just reported their pews will be empty in 1-2 generations.

      • Barnslayer

        My bad. I’m just a dumb Jew turned Baptist.

  • moraywatson

    Okay. But the Virgin Mary is now a guy.

  • Sir Roderick Spode

    On brown. Chuck a few sardines on and sliver of onion an a 1/4 inch of green tomato .. and for fucksake dont cut it at an angle you stupid whore or you will cop a smack on the gob … just to remind you .. hon

  • Exile1981

    I’m offended, why does the far lefties want to get involved in religion? They don’t believe in God so why go to church and get involved…. unless its just to fuck it up for everyone else.

  • oldguy

    God cannot be a creature.

  • just a thought
  • Frances

    A female God is a Goddess. Not part of the traditional Christian faith. If these ladies want Goddessess, they need to move on. Problem is, they like the perks of being C of E.