Kenyan Lawyer offers 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for Barack Obama’s 16-year-old daughter Malia

Malia Obama

Chelsea Clinton

Malia is not the first presidential child to be offered a dowry in return for their hand in marriage.

Some goats

In 2009, Kenyan shop owner Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor offered Hillary Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows in return for daughter Chelsea’s hand in marriage.

  • Clink9

    That’s a lot of meat. I bet he thinks about it for a minute.

  • Not even worth one goat. Obama should sell.

    • The little girl is cute, but something tells me Malia inherited her mother’s delightful personality.

  • Dana Garcia

    Everything’s for sale among Democrats. Everybody knows that.

  • Icebow

    51 cows if I throw Mooch in?

  • Waffle

    Inflation run rampant. Only 20 cows for Chelsea,now it’s 50 for Malia.

  • Xavier

    “Throw in a couple dozen dogs and it’s a deal.”

  • Exile1981

    Hmm that’s a tough call. I’m sure she is a radical lefty like her mom so selling her to Kenya will help the country to heal. It’s a better deal for the guy than the guy who wanted Chelsea. I mean look at the two girls, if you had to choose one to marry it would have to be Malia. Look at Chelsea; she has that physco look that says you’d wake up one morning with mr. happy cut off.

  • Achmed

    We prefer them blonde, pale and plump, but I wouldn’t give you a dead diseased goat in trade for Chelsea.

  • ontario john

    Haven’t goats suffered enough over there!

  • Brett_McS

    I think he’d come to regret giving up the goats.

  • simus1

    The ambitious young man is offering the traditional bride price not a dowry.
    Emperor Barry and the missus will be responsible for providing the young blushing bride with a suitable dowry in keeping with their exalted status if they are agreeable to the match.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    Barry should politely decline the offer — there’s a good chance this guy is Barry’s half-brother.

  • mauser 98

    look close at Somalia , Malaria
    i see Michael Jordan and Jesse Jackson…(?)

  • DaninVan

    Playboy is preparing a counter offer… 😉

  • Petrilla

    My pen pals from around the globe in the Sixties,always demanded something from me. My Nigerian pen pal offered me goats if I gave him a watch, He showed me the photo of the watch, imagine, back then. I and my father declined. . I am sure he is the Nigerian prince who will give you millions if you just answer the phone. Which I don’t and nor should you.

    • How did he think he was going to get goats to you?

  • Edubeat

    Yup and just like I tell the kids/grandkids when they are little white milk comes from white cows and chocolate milk comes from brown cows. (And yes I will raise you one sacred cow for six goats))

  • Reader

    Come on now. We need to get away from all the negative postings here.

    How about some good ‘ol music to cheer you all up?

  • DVult

    Chelsee looks a little scary but I’d marry her bank account.

  • Alain

    I find the offer much too high; far more than the value of the merchandise.

  • Canadian

    Fair market value, I think.
    At least if the goats aren`t too old.

  • Canadian

    Chelsea scares me!

  • rbeccah

    Does that Kenyan lawyer realize he’d get Michelle Obama as a mother-in-law?