Michelle Obama Is Worth Only $40 As A Sex Slave, Says The Islamic State

In the latest issue of the English-language propaganda magazine Dabiq, an Islamic State jihadi bride by the name of Umm Summayyah Al-Muhajira estimated First Lady Michelle Obama’s worth as a sex slave to be approximately $40, reported Breitbart.

“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” Al-Muhajira wrote.

She added, “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    They are being kind.

    • Exile1981

      That’s 40 bucks more than i’d have thought she would fetch.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Can you imadgine the left’s utter and total freak-out if she disappeared and then was next seen at an ISIS sex-slave auction?
        I bet the “controversy” of the counter-jihad movement would instantly evaporate and every SJW in America would become some kind of a super hawk.

        • Exile1981

          Unless she said that she willingly joined Isis as a sex slave because Islam allowed women more freedom over their bodies or some such crap… then every SJW would convert to Islam and start fighting us openly.

      • JoKeR

        I completely disagree. I think she is worth at least $1 Million!

        I know I would pay ISIS that much for them to keep her.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Something to think about in formulating levels of Secret Service protection.

  • BillyHW

    Trannies fetch higher prices in Thailand, so I hear.

  • Shebel

    If they want -we will toss in Obama –as a bonus. FOB

  • vimy

    They will give her away for free the 40 bucks are for paper bags

  • lolwut?

    What?., you’d have to pay me a LOT more then $40 to have sex with that.

  • simus1

    Obviously they have never seen Moochelle working bottom land with her favourite mule and a good plough or they would have put her value much higher.

  • ed

    black and slave is the same word in Arabic

  • Xavier

    Sex slave for what, an orangutan?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      She’s not a pretty woman.

  • MannieP

    That much? I wouldn’t give six bits for her.

  • mauser 98

    dollar devaluation

  • Maggat

    40 cents?