Lamb rescued from Munich brothel

A three-week-old lamb named ‘Birke’ has been rescued from a Munich brothel, having been discovered during a narcotics raid.

Police also detained a 25-year-old prostitute for drug possession, not prostitution, as it is legal in Germany.

Police said the woman showed them a letter from veterinary authorities which dictated the conditions in which the lamb should be raised, however these did not include its living conditions at the time, so she was forbidden to keep the lamb.

h/t ZD

  • ontario john

    Well, there will be a lot of sexually frustrated muslim men tonight.

  • Don’t you judge them! Don’t you dare judge the. (Stolen from Drunk_by_Noon.)

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Do not judge me!!!
      I cannot believe that there is no “meme” picture or poster for this one!

      Just a lot of idiots posting “inspirational” crap that makes them seem like even bigger loosers, that likely should be judged even more harshly than normal.

      • Frau Katze

        Make one. Meme generators are quick and easy.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Normally I would, but I have to get ready soon to go out to dinner, but this is what I think of when I hear that phrase.

          Well, more or less. I think of the show “My Name is Earl” whenever Joy has admitted to doing something horrendous (like “dating” her 6th grade teacher – while she was in the sixth grade) she would always pull that one out.

          • Frau Katze

            There are actually quite a few already out there. Google “do not judge me meme”. There’s one with cat that is looking through the a piece of bread (I don’t get that bread joke…I’ve seen it several places.

          • Frau Katze

            I mean, WTF does this mean?

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Self explanatory!

          • Minicapt

            Well bred cat.


          • ontario john

            This evil cat needs re-education about her white privilege.

  • eMan14

    I have a baaad feeling about this.

    • Xavier

      Ewe do?

      • Frau Katze

        I’m feeling a bit sheepish.

    • wallyj180

      Who’s your baaady ?

  • wallyj180

    Many are thanking Allah for the silence of the lambs.

    • mobuyus

      Sheep tell big lies!

      • wallyj180

        The Scottish version of an early Stones song;
        “Hey ewe, get off Macleod”.

  • Jay Currie

    There’ll never be another ewe.

  • P_F

    Was she grooming the lamb for her mohammedan customers???

    • Rosenmops

      I don’t think she was in the 4-H club.

  • The Goat

    Sheep are the dumbest animals. She was probably promised an acting job and told she would be a big star, and believed it.

  • Rosenmops

    Is there a restaurant in the brothel?

    • andycanuck

      Cruel but fair.

  • andycanuck

    Mares eat oats and ho_s eat oats and little lambs eat ivy… a kid’ll eat ivy too… oh wouldn’t you?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Mairzy doats and dozy doats.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    The lamb is underage. This is a case of bestial pedophilia.

  • Waffle

    They could be the safest ones to screw with:

  • All comments here quite funny!