ISIS fighters complain they are not being chosen to blow themselves up

Random photo of suicide car bomber, post-detonation

Islamic State fighters claim they are not getting the chance to blow themselves up because they are being bumped down the suicide-bomber waiting list by nepotistic leaders.

A Chechen militant has complained that Saudi jihadis are favouring their own friends and family for bombing missions.

Kamil Abu Sultan ad-Daghestani said fighters were becoming increasingly angry after being left languishing on the waiting list for months…

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  • Hey, not cutting in line!

  • Uncle_Waspy

    Maybe these grievances will lead to them blowing up their own. We can only hope!

  • All our detonators are busy – please hold.

  • tom_billesley

    If they could all stand really close together and wave at the drone we’d be happy to oblige.

  • ontario john

    I blame the Jews.

  • The__Hammer

    LOL first world problems

  • Dana Garcia

    It’s the pits being on the B team.

  • pdxnag

    With nut balls like these as the enemy the only way to end the threat is to kill them more efficiently.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Why would anyone volunteer if he is forced to hurry up and wait?

  • Jay Currie

    Islam’s answer to smart bombs.

  • Frau Katze

    They’re not suicidal or they could kill themselves. No, they want to take innocent people with them…those are keys to paradise.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Uncrate 800 neutron bombs and kill them all then.

  • Maggat

    Bring them over to my area. we need targets at the range. Better still we could start a limited entry season. No, change that to unlimited entry.

  • Why not let everyone be a winner?