Top Ten Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say To Dave – David Letterman

Final Monologue

  • simus1

    You are and always have been a disgusting putrid creep.

    Two conditions:
    I shall be provided with a powerful megaphone.
    I shall be positioned upwind and over 200 yards distant from the DPC.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    That was like watching what the future will be like 30-years ago, but with the sad realization that I am also thirty years older.
    I guess I can stop waiting for “Dave” to be funny now.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Please make it stop already.

  • Xavier

    Rumor has it he did a funny show back in the early 80s.
    Extensive research has been unable to verify that, though.

  • Clink9

    I used to watch his show quite a lot and even saw him live in New York about 10 years ago but now I can’t stand him.

    Just a bitter old lefty douchebag baby boomer.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    It’s been many years since I watched him. I always preferred Leno.

  • mauser 98

    Letterman is a raging Obot
    says he is moving to Montana… bitter clingers,guns bibles.

    • Scary!

      • mauser 98

        his Obama dogma should make him welcome(?)

  • ntt1

    a final goodnight for a creepy bitter old progressive.about twenty years past his expiry date.
    I used to just dismiss him as being as funny as enteritis then he pulled that foul gag by attacking Bristol pallin.Cher had him pegged the first time when she stated that she just thought he was just an asshole