Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Bedroom

Muslim Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev sentenced to death for Boston Bombing

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is to be executed for the terrorist bombing attack at the 2013 Boston Marathon that claimed four young lives and the legs of 17 people, a vengeance-delivering jury ruled today.

The verdict against Tsarnaev, who’ll turn 22 in July, was announced by U.S. District Court Judge George A. O’Toole Jr.’s courtroom clerk Paul Lyness.

Tsarnaev will be formerly sentenced by O’Toole when survivors and loved ones of the victims will have the opportunity to present impact statements.

Tsarnaev will also be afforded the chance to speak. He chose not to take the stand in his own defense during the trial – a factor jurors were not allowed to consider or even discuss amongst themselves, per O’Toole’s orders.

Tsarnaev is expected to remain incarcerated locally until after he’s formerly sentenced, when he will be delivered to the USP Terre Haute prison in Indiana, where he will be the youngest person on federal death row.


Relatives of Boston Marathon Bomber Break Their Silence

Members of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s family tell TIME they tried in vain to dismiss his defense lawyers

Throughout the trial of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the 21-year-old who was convicted last week of bombing the Boston Marathon in 2013, his family resisted the urge to speak out publicly in his defense. Tsarnaev’s defense team had advised them not to grant interviews, they say, as it could risk his chances at trial. But when the jury issued its guilty verdict on April 8, convicting him on 17 counts that could each carry the death penalty, some of his relatives decided to go public with their outrage.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Sing along with me:
    Dzhokhar’s getting the needle, Dzhokhar’s getting the needle, Dzhokhar’s getting the needle, Dzhokhar’s getting the needle…

    • The Goat

      I need a tune.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Some sing-songy schoolyard taunt, or maybe even a mock jump rope cadence, in the voice of a snotty six-year-girl.

        • Exile1981

          Finally fixed my laptop – yeh

          OK I have doubts he will ever get the needle, they will keep this tied up in appeals for 50 years or more.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            This is where everyone gets the Federal Death Penalty confused with the state’s application of the death penalty.
            Even with fighting it, he can be dead in 5-6 years, and POSSIBLY even sooner. The Federal Death Penalty, although hardly ever used, is startlingly quick.

          • Xavier

            He’s a darling of the progressives and an oppressed minority. We’ll be in the ground before he is.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I say he’s dead in six years or less.

          • Canadian

            Quick would be tomorrow.

          • Surele Surele

            Hey, if that happens, he will live for 50 years thinking of his imminent death. Hoping and despairing, and hoping and despairing. Day and night…for 50 years. ah…a little psych. torture which he fully deserves.

          • G

            Toss notes over prison yard fence that tell other inmates to get word to him that you are going to rape all the female members of his family.

            He’ll be in there helpless & panicking.
            Psychological torture. He deserves it.

          • Xavier

            Presidential pardon or trade for Bergdahl #2.

      • Mal

        Cram the extra syllable into We Will Rock You and you’re there.

  • mobuyus

    Might not a muslim President pardon this scatophageous piece of shit.

    • chayisun

      Oh God, I never thought of that…….

    • I dare him to. He knows the dems look bad already about Islam.

      Saving this murdering scumbag, is probably too much for even the Islamic Manchurian candidate.

      • mobuyus

        Hey he traded five top taliban commanders for an AWOL potato peeler. I’d put nothing past obama. Just when you think he can go no lower he’ll really sicken you with the depths of his muslim depravity.

    • barryjr

      Thanks for the new word, I had to look it up. One observation your comment implies cannibalism.

      • tom_billesley

        I’m always confusing eschatology and scatology.

      • mobuyus

        Your more than welcome. I tried to say shit eating piece of shit in the gentlest way possible.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Commute possibly. Pardon, no.

      • mobuyus

        How low can obama go, just watch him.

  • chayisun

    Two thoughts crossed my mind which for me is amazing. One….Sentencing this piece of garbage to death will bring about appeal after appeal. Not good. Hopefully this will not take another twenty years before he dies. After he dies, hopefully with lots of pain, he becomes a martyr to the islamic community. That’s a negative. The positive side is he’s dead.
    Two….Sentenced to life in prison, particularly at the prison in Colorado, would be so mentally taxing he would probably have a breakdown of some sort. AND, hopefully, he would become friends with Bubba. Also, I doubt he would last long anyway as prison justice has a way of getting rid of this type of vermin. Eventually.
    Glad he’s going to die but, on the other hand, a life sentence would be good, too.
    At least it’s off the streets. Now, about that family of his……

    • Surele Surele

      Bubba would love it.

    • Xavier

      Terminate the bloodline with extreme prejudice.

    • Bad news is only 3 people sentenced to death under federal law have been executed in the last 50 years.

  • The Goat

    Cue the tears from all the usual suspects: The pope, Michael Coren, lesbians played by Susan Sarandon in movies, Justin, John Kerry (after he was for it)…

  • BillyHW

    Praise Christ Jesus in the holy manger.

  • Martin B

    “…some of his relatives decided to go public with their outrage”

    All of his relatives can go to Hell with their outrage.

    • Maggat

      Yes. Publicly.

    • Werewolf

      Maybe they’ll go protest in Boston? Be fun to watch them get torn limb from limb like the trash they are.

  • ontario john

    He should have fled to Canada. He would have gotten a hero’s welcome here. The media would worship him, the NDP and Liberals would fight for him, Heather Mallick would praise him and LIzzie May would have a drunken rant for him.

    • Surele Surele

      Heather and Lizzie’s wet dreams.

    • Alain

      He would be another Omar for them.

  • If this was Russia, he’d already be dead.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      In Russia, isn’t everyone already dead?

  • Hard Little Machine

    He was such a quiet neighbor

    • The Goat

      He seemed like a normal guy, didn’t talk to him much, though…

      • mobuyus

        You poor poor goat.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    Anyone know where I can buy a jar of the CBC’s tears? 😀

    • mobuyus

      Another beer or two and I can have you a jar of the cbc’s tears.

    • You should see some of the comments at the CBC, disgusting.

  • Blacksmith

    “some of his relatives decided to go public with their outrage.”

    Awww, they are feeling a little butthurt that their terrorist relative is getting just punishment? In pisslam if he had attacked other pisslamist he would have been beheaded already.

    • mobuyus

      Or enjoying the others wives, children and goats.

  • barryjr

    I disagree, he should have been sentenced to 1000 years and fed bacon and eggs for breakfast ham sandwiches for lunch and either pork chops or pulled pork for dinner.

    • Mal

      Waste of good meat, perhaps. Pig fat sandwiches and tainted water is too good for the scumball.

  • tom_billesley

    His mother is irked that the US does not accept the jurisdiction of the useful idiots in the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.
    Have mahometans grown so accustomed to successfully whining to ECHR that they think it will be the solution to their grievances no matter what or where?

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    We ran out of cake.

  • karra

    What a terrific way to start the long weekend!

    Here’s what life in a SuperMax or death row is like:

    “Many of the more than 400 inmates spend as much as 23 hours a day alone in 7-by-12-foot concrete cells. Meals are slid through small holes in the doors. Bed is a concrete slab dressed with a thin mattress and blankets.

    A single window about 42 inches high and 4 inches wide allows some natural light but is made so prisoners cannot see beyond the building. Cells have unmovable stools and desks made of concrete. Solid walls prevent prisoners from seeing other cells or having direct contact with other inmates…

    Inmates have little contact outside of guards and prison staff. They must wear leg irons, handcuffs and stomach chains when taken outside their cells — and be escorted by guards. A recreation hour is allowed in an outdoor cage slightly larger than the prison cells. Inside the cage, only the sky is visible…

    “For many people, being confined at ADX in what will amount to a life sentence there really is kind of a form of living death,” she said. “It just takes everything away from you. Your existence is limited to the four walls of this small cell and frankly not much else.”
    For some strange reason – I get quite a delight from all of this good news…

    • Maggat

      Ya had me goin’ there for a minute, karra

    • Surele Surele

      how lovely

    • marty_p

      Look at all the time he will have to study Quran and to prepare to meet Allah.

  • J. C.

    The needle’s too good for him… He should be duct-taped to a chair, a hollowed-out pig’s head dropped over his head, and a pressure cooker bomb placed under his arse.
    And broadcast it live and uncensored.

    • Mal

      Ten out of ten, J.C.

      • J. C.

        Danke. 😉

        • Mal

          You get a gold star for that composition, Mr. C.

  • Mal

    I’ll believe when I see it, I’m afraid.
    Still, a needle is too merciful. At the very least I’d like to see him fry.

  • Dana Garcia

    I’m surprised and pleased. If liberal Massachusetts will fry up the cutesy jihadist, then perhaps even dopy leftists are beginning to grasp the threat of hostile Islam.

  • mauser 98

    too convenient

  • Werewolf

    Put him in ole’ Sparky with a pound of bacon in his lap and a pig mask on his face.

    Now that would be a show!