Dzhokhar Tsarnaev flipping off a camera

Awwww… Boston Bomber CRIES in court

For the first time since the beginning of his trial, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev dropped his icy, indifferent demeanor and broke down in tears as his relatives and friends testified as part of the penalty phase, describing him as a once-time wunderkind with a kind heart and goofy side to him.

Tsarnaev, 21, wiped his eyes quickly and fidgeted in his chair as his mother’s sister sobbed uncontrollably. He had maintained an impassive expression in court since January.

Photos of lost limbs and murdered children shown in court earlier had elicited no such response from the mass killer.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Didn’t you hear? His cousin, who hasn’t seen him in almost 20-years, said he cried at the “Lion King”, just like any other kid.

    • Clink9

      Happy Sinkhole Duh Mayo.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I hope they give him life not death. Because when Obama pardons him and he makes a speech at next year’s Democratic national convention, and is carried in as a hero, well let’s just say the op-ed’s on the NYT will be pricesless. Too bad he’s not black too. And gay.

    • Mohamsandwich

      The American version of Omar Khadr? I suspect rather more serious… *waiting for Khadr to receive the Order of Canada soon*

    • Doug Kursk

      ..and a lesbian!

  • Clink9

    Sympathy for the devil.

  • Frau Katze

    I’m all choked up…not.

    • The Goat

      Michael Coren really is all choked up.

  • Mohamsandwich

    Torturing the little fuc*er would be a good start. Cold showers for 4 hours at a time, alternating with extremely loud Justin Bieber “music” as a start.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Nicki Minaj, please! I mean, if you want to be at your most effective, use the most jarring, harrowing voice known in recorded history.

      • Censored_EG

        Absolutely, darling.

      • Clink9

        Give ’em the Noriega treatment.

        Cruel and unusual.

  • Ron MacDonald

    He’ll probably cry when they stick the needle in him.

  • The Goat

    I cried when they paid his welfare.

  • QiPo

    I seem to recall that the Walrus cried too…for he’d eaten every one…

  • Maxsteele

    No tears when they described and showed pictures of the dead and maimed victims though….seems like just another sociopath.

  • barryjr

    Put him on a chain gang working at a pig farm.