Psychopath Aaron Henandez

Aaron Hernandez gets LIFE in prison without chance of release

Aaron Hernandez will spend the rest of his life in prison without chance of release after being found guilty of first-degree murder today.

The former NFL star appeared stunned at the verdict, sinking into his chair and shaking his head amid audible gasps around the Massachusetts courtroom on Wednesday morning.

Hernandez’s mother, Terri, and fiancée, Shayanna Jenkins, broke down in sobs and rocked each other back and forth as each juror pronounced the former Pats player guilty on all charges, including murder by extreme atrocity or cruelty.

The mother of victim Odin Lloyd, Ursula Ward, sobbed and pumped her fist. Lloyd’s girlfriend and Shayanna’s sister, Shaneah Jenkins, wept beside the victim’s mother, just feet away across the aisle from her estranged sister.

Hernandez also has another murder trial ahead of him in Boston, where he is accused of shooting two Cape Verdean men dead after a dispute at a nightclub in 2012.



  • Drunk_by_Noon

    They don’t call it the “National Felon League” for nothing.

    • BillyHW

      It’s almost like they all have something in common…I wonder what it could be.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        “The Racism”

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          He killed a black guy.
          Of course he was going down.
          That’s his place in the human rights hierarchy.
          Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock.

      • Hernandez is latino and, according to Wiki, Italian on his mother’s side. The victim is black.

        Just trying to be fair.

  • BillyHW

    But he looks so diverse, how can this be? If only we had raised the minimum wage, this might never have happened…

  • Martin B

    Forty million dollar man with a two cent brain. He may as well have left a trail of breadcrumbs for the detectives to follow. Let him rot.

  • Martin B

    Shayanna needs a new meal ticket.

  • Dana Garcia

    Arguably the dumbest man on the planet.

  • FactsWillOut

    National Felons League.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I don’t care anymore.
      Brady won a fourth ring.
      That’s all I ever need to see.

  • Any witticisms about him having been a “tight end” (whatever that is)?

    I don’t actually find prison rape nearly as hilarious as a lot of people seem to, but some jokes do just write themselves.

    • BillyHW


    • El Martyachi

      He’s gotta be flexible in positions. Tight ends can end up wide receivers.

      • FactsWillOut

        A football field with a nun at each end and a whore in the middle?