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Call of beauty? Kazakhstan military unveils its 123 ‘prettiest soldiers’ in bid to attract more sign ups

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I bet she could PULL that cannon a dozen miles, is probably a world class cook, and if you don’t get drunk and beat her, she’s probably a loyal partner.
    Looks can fade, but domestic skills only become sharper.

    • Hard to find a good woman nowadays;)

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        We are becoming too soft in the west! 🙂

        • Ha!

        • Xavier

          She would be great help with the sawmill, and that apron says “First Class Cook”!

          • Raymond Hietapakka

            …lotsa great lookin’ babes from that part of the World…me grammma, 2nd. from the right…early 1920’s..

          • Xavier

            Pouty-face on far left for me!

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Those wimmin all look so… “functional”!
            I’m sure they are all wonderful people Raymond, but man that must have been a hard scrabble existence.

    • Uncle_Waspy

      She’ll keep a fella warm on those cold Russian winter nights!

    • Ed Ellison

      Heh, the only thing you need to afraid of is if she gets drunk and beats you!

    • Xavier

      Her looks will never fade. I have developed an appreciation for hardworking country girls.

      Do want.

    • Beat her?

      I think if anyone tried she would send him flying!

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Tragically, that’s a popular sport in that part of the world.

  • Clink9

    Not exactly the girls of the IDF.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      A whole different kind of “beauty” thing going on!

      • Good one.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          The picture is good, but that caption is gold!

    • Norman_In_New_York

      If Israel used that sales pitch, its consulates would be inundated with foreign volunteers. Come to think of it, foreign volunteers helped save Israel in 1948.

  • Strong, like tractor!

  • Borat

    Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say “You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la.” He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes “You never get this.” But one time he break cage and he “get this” and then we all laugh. High five!

    Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world!

    All other countries are run by little girls!

    Kazakhstan is number-one exporter of potassium!

    Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium!

    Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world!

    All other countries is the home of the gays…

  • ed

    Islamic state ” eye candy”

  • no4

    When you’re wounded and left on Kazakhstan’s plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.

  • tom_billesley

    A keeper. The attraction lies in the fatwa that in case of starvation a muslim is allowed to eat his wife.

  • Borat would be smitten with that stunning lady.

    • truthdareisay

      Damn! I was just gonna write about Borat… You stole my thunder 🙂 🙂 But because this Sunday is the Orthodox Easter, I forgive you 🙂 Happy Easter to you and yours!

  • marty_p

    Wendy’s back in the 80’s wasn’t too far off with this advertising campaign:

  • Edubeat

    From Russia With Love + The Newest Bond Girl Girl