Of Course it Was Florida, You ‘effing Idiots!!!!!!!!!!! Where Else!?

Alcohol was used in the manufacture of this mug shot

Do you even need to ask WHERE?

Angela Garcia, 32, was arrested Saturday after she allegedly trashed beau Norris Johnson’s Orlando-area residence following an argument.

Orange County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to the home by the man’s son. He told investigators that his father had gone to work following the argument with Garcia, but had told her to vacate the residence.

Garcia (seen at left) destroyed a flat screen TV, other electronic devices, and furniture in the home, which reeked of bleach when her boyfriend’s son discovered the wreckage.

In addition to causing $1500 in property damage, Garcia also allegedly poured bleach into her boyfriend’s fish tank, killing five goldfish. Johnson’s son told deputies that Garcia was free on bond in another criminal case and that his father allowed her to live with them for a couple of days.

Deputies who subsequently apprehended Garcia near the crime scene reported that she was “visibly intoxicated” and “had the presence of bleach all over her clothing.”

Charged with felony counts of animal cruelty and criminal mischief, Garcia was booked into the county jail, from which she was released Monday after posting $1150 bond.

So she’s going up the river on a goldfish rap! I suggest the creative use of a felony charge by the D.A.’s office is their way of removing her from society, for as long as they can, with the charges they have available, for the crimes she has committed, because if allowed to run free, she will only commit more.

  • That girl is green! Was she drinkin the bleach?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      She should have!
      Cheap florescent lighting in the booking area I imagine.

    • eMan14

      There’s an Exorcist reboot in there.

    • Minicapt

      She’s planning to enter local politics > Green Party.


  • BillyHW

    And then people wonder why there are gated communities.

  • Hard Little Machine

    That should be an episode of “Love it or List it”

  • moraywatson

    How about 60 days in solitary with nothing but a plastic castle in the middle of her cell.