The Gov. of Illinois Promises to “Rip The Economic Guts Out of Indiana” – Swears He’s Not Totally Controlled By Homosexuals (SO-NOT-SATIRE)


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Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner says he wants to “rip the economic guts out of Indiana.”

The newly elected governor of Indiana’s western neighbor told the editorial board of the Chicago Tribune on Monday that he plans to poach Hoosier jobs as part of his state turnaround plan.

“Believe me, I am going to rip — try to rip the economic guts out of Indiana,” he told the newspaper. “I am one of the baddest, you know, enemies anybody can have. And when I set a goal, we do it. I don’t care what the headline is. I want the results. And we’re coming after Indiana big time. But you know what, we’re going to do it on our terms, the right way.”

But Rauner, a Republican who took office in January, dismissed the controversy over Indiana’s “religious freedom” bill as a “headline opportunity,” rather than a real one.

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  • DMB

    Businesses don’t move to jurisdictions were they practice “diversity”. They move and establish businesses in jurisdictions were they believe they can operate competitively either through labour costs, utilitie costs, etc. Socialists and anti business lesbian premier Kathleen Wynne fails to understand this!

    • El Martyachi

      That goes out the window when the government picks winners and losers.

  • David Murrell

    The newly elected governor of Indiana’s western neighbor told the editorial board of the Chicago Tribune…

    Yup. But some business media are reporting that Chicago is nearly bankrupt, and might default on its loans as was the case for Detroit. If there is any place about to lose its guts, it is not Indiana. But the Obama-media-complex is not reporting on Chicago s debt problems.

    • Clausewitz

      Nor their murder problems in that gun free utopia. Funny that.

  • Whatever.

  • El Martyachi

    Make hay while the sun is shining, Governor of Indiana, whoever you are. This is your Scott Walker moment.

    • El Martyachi

      Oh never mind, looks like he caved already. He’d better suck dick on camera just to make doubly sure.