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Sperm-donor shock spurs Port Hope couple’s lawsuit

A couple from Port Hope thought they had done their due diligence when they chose a sperm donor for their son, now aged 7.
Angela Collins and Margaret Elizabeth Hanson picked Donor 9623 because of his impressive background. Touted by the U.S. sperm bank Xytex Corp. as its “best donor,” he was said to have an IQ of

160, a bachelor’s degree in neuroscience, a master’s in artificial intelligence, and a PhD in neuroscience engineering in the works, according to a lawsuit the pair has filed against the company and donor.

The women were stunned to learn last year that Donor 9623 was nothing like he had been billed. After Xytex released his name to them, they learned he has schizophrenia, is a college dropout, had been arrested for burglary and is an ex-felon, according to their complaint, filed March 30 in a Georgia court.

  • I know a child if affected by this but….


  • dance…dancetotheradio

    First of all, the company’s name is Xytex and you’re bent out of shape?
    Second, couldn’t you just go to a bar some night and get the same result? Beer goggles are real.

    • Alain

      The problem with is that she might have enjoyed it and then when she got home her partner would have beat her up.

  • Surele Surele

    I’m so glad I knew my ‘donor’ for seven years before the ‘donation’

    • Xavier

      There’s only one way to know for sure, and it drives liberals mad: a monogamous heterosexual marriage.

  • SDMatt

    they learned he has schizophrenia, is a college dropout, had been arrested for burglary and is an ex-felon

    Imagine if he’d been a lesbian!

  • Xavier

    “…misled in such a sensitive area”


  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Dating, courtship, marriage, yada, yada, yada.
    It’s all there for a reason.
    Time-tested reasons.

    • Stronger than Dirt

      With a big schlong.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        If they are lucky!
        One day I hope to meet a decent honest-to-God lesbian that not a total wreck, or a man hating head-case.
        They must exist.
        They have to.

        Totally unrelated to this story, but I suspect that the things that make male homosexuals “gay” is a totally different mechanism than what makes lesbians “lesbian”.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    If a guy has a genius IQ and degrees in neuroscience, AI, small engines repair and hotel/restaurant management, it stands to reason that he has better things to do than toss into a Dixie cup for a small compensation.

  • Edubeat

    An open and shut case of ‘Caveat Emptor’ or Buyer Beware. I rest my case Judge Judy.

  • JoKeR

    If he is anything like his father he will soon want to learn the Koran!

  • Clink9

    You would have a heart of stone not to laugh.

  • Brett_McS

    That’s Sir Reverend Doctor Brett_McS, D Phil. DFC and bar, to you.

    • Stronger than Dirt


  • Ukraine didn’t have a choice of sperm donor, but I heard he looked good without a shirt on.

  • mauser 98

    c’mon …….there’s a Wynne joke here some where