Fatwa Declares Toilet Paper Halal

Turkey’s top religious body issues Fatwa allowing toilet paper

Turkey’s Directorate of Religious Affairs (Diyanet) has released a fatwa stating that usage of toilet paper is permissible within Islam, though it emphasized that water should be the primary source of cleansing.

Reminding that for a prayer to be religiously legitimate, one’s body, clothes and the place where the prayer is to be performed should be free of items defined as “unclean” by Islam, the fatwa said the cleaning should be conducted with water.

“If water cannot be found for cleansing, other cleaning materials can be used. Even though some sources deem paper to be unsuitable as a cleaning material, as it is an apparatus for writing, there is no problem in using toilet paper,” read a part of the statement.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Note to self: Never shake their hands. Even fist bumping may be hepatitis to your health.
    Toilet paper is one of the hallmarks of civilization.
    Although, sometimes my parents ran out of money before payday when I was a kid and we had to use the Sears catalogue.

    • Heh;)

    • mauser 98

      never live in a country with out trees… trees are life

    • Mickey Oberman

      Sears is okay but I would object to using Eatons.

    • Martin Babin

      Better the wishbook than a corncob!

  • Everyone Else

    This is part of Islamic supremacism.

    They use the squat toilet and water, which actually does a better job than scraping off poop with paper. They also do the cleaning with the left hand only. If you see someone shaking hands with their left, it’s a secret insult.

    Muslims pick the dirtiest part of the body (for those wearing sandals in that part of the world) and wash their feet five time/day before prayer.

    When they say the infidels are unclean, they mean figuratively and literally unclean.

    Islam is composed of various mechanisms like this, and the collective effect is a very powerful totalitarian ideology.

    You have to pray 5 times a day in public, so you never forget your religion and everyone sees who’s there and who isn’t.

    You’re kept in place by fear, and rewarded by feeling superior. The carrot and stick, and many other mechanisms (eg. no birth control) have created a social steamroller that is, so far, squashing all other ideologies.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Toilet paper is white for a reason.

      • mauser 98

        into early 80’s coloured toilet paper was available
        dye would not break down in septic tanks ,, plugged them up
        my lecture is at an end…staggering knowledge

        • Justin St.Denis

          Hey! I didn’t know that! Thanks.

          BTW, coloured toilet paper is still available somewhere! I was just at a B&B that used PINK toilet paper in every bathroom.

          • Miss Trixie

            ‘Tis still. Walmart in Stittsville carries it in black, purple, hot pink and electric green, IIRC. Probably available at other WMs.

          • mauser 98

            i stand corrected

          • mauser 98

            heard it was made illegal years ago.
            environment and all

        • Mickey Oberman

          It is, indeed, at an end.

      • Mickey Oberman

        It’s bleached?

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          When it stays white you’re done.

    • Clausewitz

      OK, so Canadian Boy scouts definitely should not shake hands with Muslim boy scouts.

    • winniec

      Good analysis. You left out how they consider camel’s urine a tonic, rather than a source of SARS.

      • Miss Trixie

        May they drink their f***ing fill. Stupid savages.

    • Mickey Oberman

      Don’t they also consider camel urine a healthy beverage?

      Sorry. I am not up on this subject.

      What does a desert dwelling Muslim where water is a precious commodity do? Recycle it????

      • tom_billesley

        They use an odd number of smooth stones when there’s no water. It has to be an odd number – they’re heavily into numerology.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Turkey’s directors of religious affairs all squeeze the Charmin.

    • Mickey Oberman

      After use?

      • David Murrell

        The comments on this thread are a scream! Brightens up a Tuesday morning, going back to work, after a long holiday!

  • Waffle

    As I scrolled own to this post, I was thunderstruck by the visual. I automatically assumed it was going to be an item about the U.S.-Iran nuclear deal.

    • Frau Katze


    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Not worth the paper it’s written on?

  • Clink9

    When discussing muslims the topic always turn to crap.

  • winniec

    Obsessive compulsive. Mohammed superstitiously used an UNEVEN number of stones.
    Anyway, don’t these people have more important problems?

    • Mickey Oberman

      What could possibly be more important to somebody who five times daily must bow behind somebody’s behind.

      Do you recall Queen Elizabeth once exclaiming “Anus horibbilus”?
      I wonder……………. Naaa. You think????!!!
      Pardon my latin.

  • BillyHW

    Next they’ll be claiming to have invented toilet paper.

  • Mickey Oberman

    I keep getting annoying phone calls about duct cleaning.

    I wonder…………..?

  • bob e

    the pious can still use the stones ..
    and bring them on caravan
    raids ..

  • eMan14

    About time!

  • dick

    People ask an iman if they can wipe their arse?

    Control freaks.

    • tom_billesley

      Did the fatwah specify how many pieces to use, and whether to fold or scrunch?

  • roll

    Poo palms. Eww

  • tom_billesley
  • simus1

    No doubt all this strange backsliding allowing infidel toilet paper is very worrisome to all my close muslim friends. Perhaps the turkish government could award a research contract to prove some eminent muslims first produced toilet paper long before the infidels after allah appeared in their dreams and gave them the great secret process.
    Where will it all end?
    Halal Jello?

  • David Murrell

    From the posted article:
    Turkey’s Directorate of Religious Affairs (Diyanet) has released a fatwa stating that usage of toilet paper is permissible within Islam, though it emphasized that water should be the primary source of cleansing.

    Holy jeepers! Wow. This bit of Islamic teaching is a new one for me.

  • phuque uguugle

    Coles in Ulladulla have “halal” toilet paper. Do they eat it because it is halal, one wonders if they use it first.<:o)

    • Frau Katze

      I saw that yesterday (a reference to halal tp and wondered what on earth it was about. )

  • DMB